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Danielle Espiritu
February 22, 1993
UCI Anteater '15

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WTF, Dirty Underwear to protect and hide your valuables?!
The folks over at Sears sure do have a sense of humor. You see, carrying your cash and valuables when traveling adds another level to an already stressful situation. Will the hotel maid go snooping in your luggage? Can someone on the plane slip their hand into your carry-on bag while you’re asleep? Will TSA somehow grab something out of your tote while scanning for explosives? (I still think airport security in Vegas lifted a pair of Cavalli sunglasses when I wasn’t looking.) Well, Sears is selling the perfect solution for hiding your money and valuables while traveling. Dirty underwear! These specially designed drawers have a secret compartment in the fly for stashing whatever you like. But the real kicker is the strategically placed skid marks. Here’s what Sears says about the Brief Safe: “Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will ‘skid’ to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?)” Um, yes, but I don’t go snooping through people’s stuff anyway. [$12.99, Sears]

(submitted by victoriamber)

I would get this, even if I am a girl.

  1. purbida reblogged this from fyeahstrangefinds and added:
    victoriambe nice.
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    ROFLMAOOO XDDDDD
  3. dddaniellleee reblogged this from fyeahstrangefinds and added:
    I would get this, even if I am a girl.
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    I don’t know if this is wrong or brilliant!
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    WTF, Dirty Underwear to protect and hide your valuables?! The folks over at Sears sure do have a sense of humor. You...
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    Gross but smart. :))
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    WTF!!!! … $12.99 for dirty underwear?!
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    Ummm, ooooooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyyy.
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